Write your own James Thomson story!  Yes, now you too can be the proud author of a story that didn't quite make it into All Knowing, All Merciful. 

Mr. Thomson has shared the secrets of his loathsome craft with us, and the process is shockingly simple.  Just feed some appropriately deranged terms into the formula we've provided here, and presto!  You too can be America's least acclaimed author!  Amazingly quick!  Appallingly uninspired! 

A very special story with lots of pro-social values.

A longer story of no value whatever.